What makes it Christmassy It’s in the title, dummy. Chore Watching Index: 6/10 Elaborate plot setup takes almost a half hour to understand. Typical forties movie pace—like a lame horse pulling […]

What makes it Christmassy You know that song, “Auld lange syne?” Pretty sure that was used as a basis for writing this movie. All the self-doubt that accumulates the entire year […]

What makes it Christmassy Duh, there’s a Santa and a bunch of elves. Chore Watching Index: 4/10 Zooey Deshanel is so dry, you’ll want to wash it down with some […]

What makes it Christmassy The crown jewel of drunk Santas Chore Watching Index: 2/10 Lots of twists and turns and unexpected human growth make it strangely pleasant. Standout Performances They’re […]

What makes it Christmassy It takes place on Christmas Eve, and there’s a big Christmas Tree at the end. Lots of allusions to the nativity thing. Chore Watching Index: 3/10 Some […]

What makes it Christmassy It takes place on Christmas Eve. That’s about it. Chore Watching Index: 9/10 Nobody is likable in this movie. I can see why Denis Leary only […]

What makes it Christmassy It’s more Thanksgivingy, but it will get you warmed up for Christmas; lots of snow and Christmas lights. Chore Watching Index: 1/10 These guys were the […]