Dec. 25: A Christmas Story (1983)

What makes it Christmassy

“You’ll shoot yer eye out!”

Chore Watching Index: 2/10

The only thing chorey is the fact that you’ve already seen it a hundred times and probably feel compelled to say everyone’s lines.

Standout Performances

Darren McGavin and that lamp.


Have it on in the background all day at the family reunion.


The “Chinaman” at the end…facepalm.