What makes it Christmassy
It takes place on Christmas Eve. That’s about it.
Chore Watching Index: 9/10
Nobody is likable in this movie. I can see why Denis Leary only seems to do Ford F-150 commercial voice-overs now.
Keep an eye out for the amazing candle hats.
Helsinki Syndrome. Also, who decided Denis Leary showing his taint to his captors was a good idea for the cover image?