What makes it Christmassy

It takes place on Christmas Eve. That’s about it.

Chore Watching Index: 9/10

Nobody is likable in this movie. I can see why Denis Leary only seems to do Ford F-150 commercial voice-overs now.

Mood

“Hell is other people!” 

Standout Performances

Keep an eye out for the amazing candle hats.

WTF

Helsinki Syndrome. Also, who decided Denis Leary showing his taint to his captors was a good idea for the cover image?