What makes it Christmassy

The crown jewel of drunk Santas

Chore Watching Index: 2/10

Lots of twists and turns and unexpected human growth make it strangely pleasant.

Standout Performances

They’re all good, but Billy Bob Thornton really takes the cake.

Mood

Decompressing with a So-Co Eggnog after the company Christmas party. Fuck it. Let’s do shots.

WTF

Lauren Graham? How strangley Gilmore Girly